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Translation:
Well, I'm a college student, my major is Japanese, and I've studied it for 2 years.
Does anybody else know Japanese?
If you want to speak Japanese with me on Teamspeak, then post here.

I need more practice with my spoken Japanese so if anybody knows Japanese and wants to practice / help me with it, then it kills 2 birds with one stone. I get to know you all better and I get my practice .

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You can teach me Im going to college for video game design, then once I finish my debt I'm hoping to study Japanese and work in Japan.

he's lying of course... james always lies about what he's doing or how old he is... he's already been done university/college for 40+ years now, lives in the back woods of Markham ONT, like when i say back woods, i mean like, the most out of reach place you can imagine... He's written 18 novels, all based on his life and his previous love affairs... Climbed mount everest 6 times, the 1st time he did it when he was only 7 years old with a camel and a Portuguese woman.. Speaks fluently in over 20 dialects of tribesman arabic, 7 dialects of tribe japanese, 4 dialects of English, including Canadian English.. He's currently 55 years old.

But does he speak jive?

Jive? oh yeah for sure, he knows every dialect of the language, actually i once overheard him talking to someone about the language and its tendencies to be a chick magnet, i'm not sure if James is aware of this but even my own mother is strongly attracted to him and his thick, luscious red deep hair on his head. It's out there, Jame is a lady killer during day, and a teemo hunter at night. On his weekends off from being an awesome member of the BBF family he likes to hike into the mountains around the Markham area and read full encyclopedias, dictionaries (foreign of course) and once in a while enjoys practicing the 600 different schools of Buddha. James is one of a kind in the fact that he knows almost everything about nothing, he wears a full motorcycle suit but rides a scooter, just because he can. I also overheard him talking to a group of hens about the best possible way to lay eggs... Not sure if there was any truth to this method of his but James demonstrated to the hens what i like to call the JamesOLay Theory. James believes that when the egg is copulated, that it becomes a piece of nature immediately, so therefore, it deserves to feel the presence of weather and maternity at the same time. Of course he told them in "henanese" that to get the best results is constantly talk to the egg while at the same time performing a rain dance with a group of gypsies from the mountains in Kazakhstan.

My mind... has been blown.

Also I have no idea how to teach Japanese nor do I want to even try at this point XD. Im just looking for practice

^^ this guy understands.

Im so... Yeah.

"I'm so... Yeah" in Jamesnese means that he really likes what he sees coming from the environment of our gaming community and numerous amount of people who share a common interest with him. You see, James sometimes can become very shy and take himself out of the notion of caring for people, including his loved ones, however, now that he's made that very solid comment/reply we now see the bright side of James. He's also been trained in Gracie Jitsu Jiu and understands the ways of the Buddha (like mentioned above). James has taken upon himself to found a foundation which is dedicated to exemplifying the highest of authority across the nation in our back yards and barbecues. He's been on several emisarry visits to the White House in Washington, D.C and as well to Parliament Hill in Ottawa. James' main goal with this foundation is to open the eyes of the public of the catastrophic event taking place in Gildenhorn which is a land very unknown to us but familiar with James who has been there on numerous occassions. Apparently, according to James, Gildenhorn is the birth place of our fathers and mothers, this birthplace is the home of a legendary half Elk, half Leprechaun who goes by the name of Jilzenbinger, this creature is the creator of everything that his holy, including God (yes God, the guy who created the universe)... James would like everyone to understand that he's not the only one who has paid visits to Gildenhorn where all your riches and dreams come true, he would like for every brother and sister to stand together and summon the spirits from Hiljapjorn, a very evil land where twisted spirits take refuge, only then will we come to our demise and accept the true calling of we now call, Burger King.

Cheers, if you have any question, James will elaborate on them.