I think the dog should be a turtle..... It fits better.

Look at the website at the bottom right... It says sureiscute.com........ Is that what he does when he isnt on minecraft?

Good News! Minecraft works on my mothers laptop and not mine, and my mother uses the computer more then her laptop!

No I lied. It died again .-.

Well that is convenient.

We cant help if you dont explain what is happening.

Commander fixed it a little bit last night, instead of two warnings popping up there is now only one. This warning says "Could Not Create The Java Virtual Machine." with a button that says okay. It'll let me go into the security warning part of my logging in but as soon as I click 'Run' it will go onto that warning.

Been doing some research and there really isn't really a straight forward answer because every PC is different and you could be having different issues as others which is causing the same error message.

Here are a few things i have found. (Read everything before trying these)

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This is what i would try and i know you said you have done this before but im going to do my best to get it working for you.

1. First of all lets delete all your minecraft stuff (view images for more help)
   • Go to your start menu and type %appdata% in the search bar.
   • a folder called Roaming should show up. Open that folder
     

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   • Now find the Folder called ".minecraft
   • Right click the folder and select "delete"
     

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   • Now your Minecraft info has been deleted
2. Now we need to uninstall JAVA
   • Go to your Start menu and type "Uninstall" in the search bar
   • A list of items will show but look for "Uninstall a Program" and click on it and a new window should open
     

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   • Now look for all items related to JAVA
     

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     (There may be more/less on your PC then mine.)
   • Right click on each items and select "Uninstall"
3. Now were going to double check JAVA is uninstalled
   • Go to your Start menu again and in the search bar type "java"
   • If nothing pulls up under "Programs" it has been removed properly
4. Now we need to check what bit System your PC is (32 or 64)
   • To do this click the start menu
   • Right click Computer
   • Click Properties
     

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   • Under "System Type" it should say 32 or 64bit operating System
5. Now we need to install the latest Java
   **The following Download links are manual installs if you are still lost please go to this linkJava Manual Install Help**
   • 32 Bit System
     • 32 Bit install
   • 64 Bit System
     • **If you havea 64 bit System you will need both the 32 and 64 bit installs or else some programs wont work properly**
     • 64 Bit Install
6. Now we need to install Minecraft Again
   • Minecraft Client DL
7. Now try to log into Minecraft

If the above doesn't work you can try the following


If the video didn't help some people have said they got it working by using Magic Launcher instead of the Vanilla Launcher

• Magic Launcher Info
• Magic Launcher DL for Windows

If that doesn't work either we can also try a MultiMC setup but i dont feel like walking you thru that if this doesn't work ill create a MultiMC Download for you (like we did for Korcraft)

PS.
i hope you enjoyed the touch of Turtle i added just for you...