Been playing civ for about 12 hours today and realized just how dirty of a match it was!

Human Players were
Ghengis
England
Dutch
Arabia
Byzantines
Myself

3800BC conquered quebec
3400BC declared war over a settler
3350BC killed the settler and got a peace treaty for some truffles, and initiated a backstab on the player who i gave the truffles to
3100BC conspired with the english to do a combined raid ont he dutch
3000BC backstabbed the english and burned london to the ground
2800BC stole workers from a handful of city states
2300BC backstabbed the dutch and burned amsterdam tot he ground under the guise of plotting against the mongolians
2000BC broke up a fight between the english and the dutch and captured the city state they were fighting over
1800BC entered negotiations with ghengis khan
1700BC burned london to the ground with the help of ghengis
1650BC killed ghengis
1600BC entered a longterm trade agreement with the dutch, with them paying a largesum upfront and me supplying diamonds
1550BC burned my own diamond mine to the ground thus nullifying the deal
1500BC sold diamonds to the english
1300BC entered negotiations with arabia for a joint attack against byzantine
1300BC sold arabia out to the dutch
1300BC sold the dutch out to the byzantines
1300BC sold the byzantines out to the english
1250BC sold the english out to the arabians
1200BC-200BC observed
100BC developed muskets
0AD entered a long and tedious cold war with the english
50AD convinced the dutch to execute a pincer attack on the english forces
100AD ignored the cries for help of the dutch
150AD took the dutch capital city
200AD gave the dutch back their city for 1KG of salt
250AD attacked the english and burned london3 to the ground
300AD went to war briefly with the byzantines for stealing technology from them
450AD launched the first Byzantine style fishing boat
500AD stole technology from the byzantines again(spy was not identified successfully)
525AD told the byzantines the arabians had said they were doing it
800AD rigged the election in a city state and made them declare war on their former allies
900AD nearly died to massive mongolian invasion
1300AD developed calendars
1350AD backstabbed the byzantines over a goat
1400AD burned the byzantine capitol to the ground
1450AD declared war on ghengis along with the help of the english and dutch we wiped them out
1500AD arabia built stonehenge
1550AD quebec built an aquaduct
1600AD convinced the byzantines that everything i did was because of the dutch
1650AD watched the byzantines annhilate the dutch
1700AD watched the english and arabians avenge the dutch
1800AD developed nuclear bombs
1850AD irradiated the landscape
1900AD laughed as everyone panicked
1950AD english built the UN
2000AD won via the UN as noone thought the others would vote for me

LMAO remind me to not trust you in Civ 4.