We are not, Munchkin! Just cos you can't get one :P

I can understand getting annoyed at gaming boyfriends. It does take up a lot of your time and those girls don't have the advantage of being gamers and therefore able to spend that time with you. It's a big chunk of your lives that is shut off to them.

Ok let me set you all right and how to make life easy for you. Some it is too late and other it might help but the one that are thinking about living with a woman here it is. It comes down to training.

My 1st wife I did the right thing. I listen to what she said and did just about everything she wants me to do. This means that she is going to tell you that she dose not like your friends and then she picks you some new ones. (The ones you had were not the right one and you had too much fun with them and NOT her). She makes you change what you wore; now you where what she bought for you and your old friends would make fun of you if they ever saw you. She even makes you eat things you never even thought of eating before. Then after all this she looks at you one day after 5 years together and has the balls to tell you that you are not the man I married and then leaves.

The right way to do it is DON’T do it the 1st time. Don’t get new friends and leave the ones you grew up with, (it is a lot more fun having them around). Sure get new ones but keep the old ones. Keep the same old cloths even if they are falling off your back. Don’t do the dishes sure put them in the sink but stop there. If she goes to cook something (yes after about 3 days she will have to eat) she will have to clean them sooner or later anyway. Play all the games you want. Tell here it is playing game or you would be in a bad somwhere spending money and looking at other women,(she won't like that answer), but make sure she has a comp.. So she can find something to do and ones she dose you will be sitting pretty. My 2nd wife started working on her family tree and that took like 5 years of here time and she still work on it now and then. If she dose not like FPS or MMOP find something like National Geographic game collection or something like that, (find something).

Now to make this work you will need to clean up after your self and I mean what ever you mess up clean up, but NOT if she drags out a lot of things and leave it lying all around let it be and she will get aound to it.

Now if you have kids once they get moving around start them cleaning cleaning up, make a game of it and as they get bigger it is not so hard to get them to keep doing it. Noe you will have to take her out to dinner ones a week or so. She will need her own ride so you can keep your truck (it is hard to get kids in and out of a truck), so make sure she has the better ride or she will have you working on it all the time or wose useing yours.

Now I can say all of this because I have done this and she dose what she wants and I do what I want. She won’t even ask me to go to things now knowing I would just make it a bad trip for her and I would be happier sitting home playing my games.

After saying all of this next week I will be married for 25 years. And a few of you meat my wife and other have talked to her to know what I said is true and we are very happy after all this time.

dam Itchy you live in a perfect gamers world

Itchy you are my Idol /kneel

As far as woman you have to have something brothers. "Prenup". If you don't have this in your hands when you say, "I do" "because her father have this shotgun on my back". If she doesn't respect your gaming rights then tell her to piss off. You need to have your fun times. Sure a few horse pr0n hours will not hurt Jr. But if she will destroy your relationship with your friends and if she tells you "it is me or your games/friends". You have fingers and a door Hard to find a gaming/sports chick now a days :\

That's what makes me so special aye Vagrant :P

Everyone needs their alone time, or time with friends. But if your gaming stops you from having any girlfriend/wife time...you're insane!

LoL. I'm not saying drop the wife/gf 24/7. Saying if you want to game for a few yo/sup/lolpaco's. You have the right to do it. But if she is going to have a knife towards your back or throat to go watch a Oprah/Dr.Phil all the time. I rather game all the time and fart in her face as I be doing now "farting" after eating a chilli burger . But I would spend time with her. Family first imo. Gaming second. She just needs to respect your fun times. Gaming/Bathroom time *wink wink*

Special eh? Only if you like sports Tennis/Volleyball brings the % down!!!!

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Special eh? Only if you like sports Tennis/Volleyball brings the % down!!!!
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What about e-sports? (Starcraft 2)

I do like sports Vagrant :P The only sports I don't like are golf and cricket, and I'll still play them...though I have no idea how to play golf lol

Golf is a great game

Well for me it is ...... well ok I cannot lie here I love to go play golf because I drink while I am doing it. I suck at golf but I drink and if you are over 21 in the us and whatever the age is in your country then you should try it my way it make you play better

Na do not try that at home (disclaimer)

But I do like going even though I suck but you always get 1 good shot every time you go and that 1 shot it what brings you back the next time.

I'm good at Wii Golf It's the only sort I've played, except for minigolf, which I suck at.

I would go golfing to hang out with friends, but not to drink lol. Unless there was juice there. Yummm juice.